February 2011
January 2011
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
fghtffyrdmnstylr:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
At the rate I’m moving today, I’ll be finished with this pack by the end of the night. I don’t give a shit. I want to smoke.
I hate that awkward moment just after my relationships end. Everything is so quiet and unsure. No matter what, I always manage to push them away. But my arrogant self finds the courage to ask, “Why is he ignoring me?” Well, maybe because I’m a fucking asshole. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that everything that goes wrong in my life magically gets thrown in their...
The annoying moment when I'm trying to study and I...
I don't know how Justin Timberlake brought sexy...
jazzyfresh808:
“An optimist says, “Hey, maybe something nice will happen.” Why the...”
– Louis C.K.
You're excited, until you realize he says that to...
monicaivette:
jesus dad go 2 bed s0 i can 4 2 smoke a cigggg
do want
I had the strangest dream this afternoon.
I dreamed that I was threatening to take my own life. And so, I stabbed myself.
It was the most relieving feeling I’ve had in a very long time.
Now, time for a cig.
bitchhunt:
I do not see the appeal in Taylor Momsen, I must say.
Who in the fuck are you? I don’t even know you anymore. I can’t believe you’d do this to yourself. I can’t believe you’d lie to me. I can’t even fucking believe you’d do this to your own mother, then drop the balls to ask why she’s treating you this way. You’re just like everyone else. So much potential and you’re blowing it on shit that...
"You shouldn't do that. It makes Christians...
atackierpink:
Because Christians never made anybody angry.
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