January 2012
December 2011
derpes:
my mouth said no homo but my heart said all the homos
hoshaway:
like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
So today, my dad saw me weighing myself on his scale. And when he saw the number that came up, he looked at me with an extremely shocked expression and told me I was “thick”. And that we would lose at least 20 pounds each when I moved back in. I had an ice cream cone in my hand, mind you.
I don’t give a fuck about my weight anymore. I don’t have anyone to impress, nor do I...
Pandora’s Ozzy page says he doesn’t have a great voice.
What is this world coming to?
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
My blog primarily consists of porn and cats.
Should I be concerned?
I wonder if my boyfriend will realize that my purpose in life is not to cater to his needs.